Are you an Average American?

1. How close is the nearest Wal-Mart to your home?
   20-minute drive or more
   No more than a 20-minute drive
2. Do you believe you are living the “American Dream”?
   Yes
   No
3. Are you tolerant of all races?
   Yes
   No
4. Can you name the Three Stooges?
   Yes
   No
5. Can you name the three branches of the Federal Government?
   Yes
   No
6. Do you prefer smooth or chunky peanut butter?
   Smooth
   Chunky